1. Don't mix white and red (white usually referring to dairy products and red usually referring to tomato-based products).
2. Don't eat ketchup before 11:00 am.
3. Don't touch raw meat in the morning (or at all of you can help it).
4. Don't put utensils in the refrigerator; they'll poison your food.
5. Don't mix meat and cheese! Especially on a burger. Exceptions: a)Pizza must have meat. b)Mexican food with cheese is acceptable. c)Bologna sandwiches must have cheese and must be layered cheese, bologna, cheese.
6. Don't pay to eat sandwiches or pasta.
7. It's always a good time for a Little Debbie.
8. After a nap, eat ice cream from the carton. (Aka: skim off the top.)
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